jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
hitlervevo: hitlervevo: today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG
hipsterinatardis: The song of a generation.
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
Holy crap, why are my thighs so large and fat?
bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING